| I can't believe I'm saying this, but New Moon was fantastic. For one sole reason, Taylor Lautner. Or to be more specific, Taylor Lautner's abs. They should delete RPattz's role, I swear it's bloody redundant. And the theatre just shakes up with Jacob. Hahahahahahahaha, ultimate hilarious, when Jacob took off his shirt, the whole theatre started screaming, and I (and you know I don't hyperventilate that easily) took one huge breath, and went "Whoa." The sound the whole audience made was like, those going downward on a roller coaster, the screams of exhilaration. It was an exact replica. Taylor really worked his ass off to get his sixpack (we counted) and every time his shirt was off (which was the entire movie except for the first twenty minutes, in fact), Izah was literally plastered to the screen, Hanan was drooling and fingering the abs, Syu was behind her cardigan, and I was trying to control myself from rising up the seat to hug the screen. Other than us gorging ourselves on our Macs of course, Chicken Mcnuggets and Curry Sauce with Seaweed Shaker, yeah manz. And when I said Twilight was turtle-like and slow, New Moon was as fast as the blink of an eye. Again, the climax was a failure, it came and went, poof, just like that. And Kristin Stewart and RPattz can't evoke emotions, god, but I can't blame Kristin 'cause her role is, sadly pathetic to the core. The storyline and plot are still amateur and badly developed, but then again there's Jacob to the rescue (I couldn't finish Twilight and only read New Moon to the end) Possibly it's Jacob's all-good character both in and out of the books that saves the movie. Today was fantabulous, all began with me staring at some minah's Everlasts, only to look up and scream, "MINAH!" 'cause it was Izah with her shiny eyeshadow, but mostly because it was spent largely on ogling Jacob's abs, plus we went from Lido to 313@Somerset and looked at "Bombermans", although our feet hurt like bloody much walking from one end to the other end of Orchard, thrice. Then it was Far East for late lunch, I bought my fringe bag (which I adore to the core) and then home. By the way I love my Freedom hairband, H! Luv you ttm. |
